Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is the best medicine? No, not really. It’s not even a real medicine.

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Don’t just read, laugh!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.

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Don’t just read, laugh!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Don’t just read, laugh!

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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Don’t just read, laugh!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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Don’t just read, laugh!

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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Don’t just read, laugh!

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

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Don’t just read, laugh!

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea,does that mean that one enjoys it?

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Don’t just read, laugh!

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Don’t just read, laugh!

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

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Don’t just read, laugh!

My mom thought LOL stand for Lots Of Love. This morning, my mom text me,  “grandma just passed away, LOL”.

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Don’t just read, laugh!

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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Don’t just read, laugh!

1 Comment »

  1. YeeMing said

    LOL! I want more jokes! 😀

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